there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
They’re in a cage because they’re fucking creepy. Imagine waking up to those things waddling around your house.
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
can that be abbreviated FBI?
I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr
This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.
please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??